Cautionary housing tales (A bedtime story)

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The little pig replied: “Not by the hair of my chinny-chin chin, Dumb-head.” Which frankly did little for his cause.

Marketing gone awry

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The first set of business cards I had printed were a soon-to-be-classic example of “Do Not Do This” for new Realtors.

REM goes to Atlantic City to see Bob Newhart

In 2009, I decided to take advantage of a chance to see Bob Newhart live.

Chronicling life’s funny moments

A Dog’s Purpose, the story of a life written from the perspective of a dog, will be released this year. Hey, dogs live in homes too.

The games people play

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That dastardly Colonel Mustard was never much one for originality.

Santa’s Blog

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By the way, children, Santa really prefers pecan chocolate chip.

Speaking in public

It’s slightly less frightening than wolves

Blackberry dependence?

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It has come to my attention recently that I am beginning to exhibit some pronounced quirkiness.