Hey, why shouldn’t we be able to punctuate our own sentences with a little over-the-top enthusiasm?
Santa would certainly never presume to tell the Competition Bureau how to do its job, but....
Jamie Farr has been a fixture of the entertainment world for the past 57 years, most notably as the popular character of Corporal Max Klinger
There are certain types of individuals who strive to ensure that the world goes around a bit more efficiently -- or at least a bit more efficiently for them.
Perhaps I’m getting a bit too preoccupied with golf lately.
What in the name of Daniel Boone’s raccoon hat was that creature growling outside our tent last night?
My wife can kill a houseplant within a week. Sometimes even quicker than that. Some wilt straight into rigor mortis right on our front stoop, fresh from the local nursery.
The little pig replied: “Not by the hair of my chinny-chin chin, Dumb-head.” Which frankly did little for his cause.
The first set of business cards I had printed were a soon-to-be-classic example of “Do Not Do This” for new Realtors.
In 2009, I decided to take advantage of a chance to see Bob Newhart live.