The little pig replied: “Not by the hair of my chinny-chin chin, Dumb-head.” Which frankly did little for his cause.
The first set of business cards I had printed were a soon-to-be-classic example of “Do Not Do This” for new Realtors.
In 2009, I decided to take advantage of a chance to see Bob Newhart live.
A Dog’s Purpose, the story of a life written from the perspective of a dog, will be released this year. Hey, dogs live in homes too.
That dastardly Colonel Mustard was never much one for originality.
By the way, children, Santa really prefers pecan chocolate chip.
It’s slightly less frightening than wolves
It has come to my attention recently that I am beginning to exhibit some pronounced quirkiness.