Cautionary housing tales (A bedtime story)

The little pig replied: “Not by the hair of my chinny-chin chin, Dumb-head.” Which frankly did little for his cause.

Marketing gone awry

The first set of business cards I had printed were a soon-to-be-classic example of “Do Not Do This” for new Realtors.

REM goes to Atlantic City to see Bob Newhart

In 2009, I decided to take advantage of a chance to see Bob Newhart live.

Chronicling life’s funny moments

A Dog’s Purpose, the story of a life written from the perspective of a dog, will be released this year. Hey, dogs live in homes too.

The games people play

That dastardly Colonel Mustard was never much one for originality.

Santa’s Blog

By the way, children, Santa really prefers pecan chocolate chip.

Speaking in public

It’s slightly less frightening than wolves

Blackberry dependence?

It has come to my attention recently that I am beginning to exhibit some pronounced quirkiness.